Tangarita
1 oz Tequila
orange juice
1/2 oz blackberry brandy
1 cherry
Pour tequila into a collins glass filled with MAGICAL (lol) ice cubes. Fill with orange juice and stir well. Top with blackberry brandy and stir lightly. Add the cherry on top and serve.
Tangarita with a fly in it
Read above, kill fly, put fly in drink, serve and live the high life.
Teqiwila
1.5 oz Tequila
.5 oz Vermouth
1 dash Bitters
Stir and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with some kiwi and possibly an olive
Teqiwila Slammer
Create the Teqiwila above, but serve in a coconut shell (The Hermit's Favorite!)
Tequila Sunrise
2.0 oz Tequila
4.0 oz Orange Juice
.75 oz Grenadine
Build in a highball glass and add ice cubes. Pour in grenadine slowly and allow to settle before drinking.
Tequila Sunset
1 oz Tequila
orange juice
1/2 oz blackberry brandy
1 cherry
Pour tequila into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Fill with orange juice and stir well. Top with blackberry brandy and stir lightly. Add the cherry on top and serve.
Tequila with Training Wheels
Fill a shot glass with Tequila, place lime slice on the side, and whine away the pain.
Thermos full of Knob Coffee
2 cups water
2 cups sugar
1/2 cup CHEAP instant coffee (hey, knob goblins aren't rich you know.)
1/2 chopped vanilla bean
1 1/2 cups vodka
caramel food coloring
Boil water and sugar until dissolved. Turn off heat. Slowly add dry instant coffee and continue stirring.
Add a chopped vanilla bean to the vodka, then combine the cooled sugar syrup and coffee solution with the vodka. Cover tightly and shake vigorously each day for 3 weeks.
Strain and filter.
*Its also best to let the sugar mixture cool completely so the vodka won't evaporate when its added.
**If you like a smoother feel to the liqueur you can add about 1 teaspoon of glycerine to the finished product.
Thistle Wine
I'm really lacking creativity with this one..so buy a bottle of cheap white wine, add thistles, and try not to choke or die. ((Hey, it does take HP away, so it makes sense :P)).
Tomato Daiquiri
2 oz rum
1 oz fresh lime juice
1 oz boiled 50/50 mix of sugar/water
1 tsp organic tomato puree
1 dash Angostura bitters
Shake well and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. (not as bad as the game makes it out to be :-))
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