Booze - T

Tangarita

1 oz Tequila
orange juice
1/2 oz blackberry brandy
1 cherry

Pour tequila into a collins glass filled with MAGICAL (lol) ice cubes. Fill with orange juice and stir well. Top with blackberry brandy and stir lightly. Add the cherry on top and serve.

Tangarita with a fly in it

Read above, kill fly, put fly in drink, serve and live the high life.

Teqiwila

1.5 oz Tequila
.5 oz Vermouth
1 dash Bitters

Stir and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with some kiwi and possibly an olive

Teqiwila Slammer

Create the Teqiwila above, but serve in a coconut shell (The Hermit's Favorite!)

Tequila Sunrise

2.0 oz Tequila
4.0 oz Orange Juice
.75 oz Grenadine

Build in a highball glass and add ice cubes. Pour in grenadine slowly and allow to settle before drinking.

Tequila Sunset

1 oz Tequila
orange juice
1/2 oz blackberry brandy
1 cherry

Pour tequila into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Fill with orange juice and stir well. Top with blackberry brandy and stir lightly. Add the cherry on top and serve.

Tequila with Training Wheels

Fill a shot glass with Tequila, place lime slice on the side, and whine away the pain.

Thermos full of Knob Coffee

2 cups water
2 cups sugar
1/2 cup CHEAP instant coffee (hey, knob goblins aren't rich you know.)
1/2 chopped vanilla bean
1 1/2 cups vodka
caramel food coloring

Boil water and sugar until dissolved. Turn off heat. Slowly add dry instant coffee and continue stirring.

Add a chopped vanilla bean to the vodka, then combine the cooled sugar syrup and coffee solution with the vodka. Cover tightly and shake vigorously each day for 3 weeks.

Strain and filter.

*Its also best to let the sugar mixture cool completely so the vodka won't evaporate when its added.

**If you like a smoother feel to the liqueur you can add about 1 teaspoon of glycerine to the finished product.

Thistle Wine

I'm really lacking creativity with this one..so buy a bottle of cheap white wine, add thistles, and try not to choke or die. ((Hey, it does take HP away, so it makes sense :P)).

Tomato Daiquiri

2 oz rum
1 oz fresh lime juice
1 oz boiled 50/50 mix of sugar/water
1 tsp organic tomato puree
1 dash Angostura bitters

Shake well and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. (not as bad as the game makes it out to be :-))